Did I say that? Viggo Mortensen

ON LIFE'S LITTLE PLEASURES
I usually pee outside my house. There's nothing nicer than peeing at night, looking at the stars, smoking a cigarette

I knew it, I just knew there was something fishy going on out there.! That lavender I planted last month hasn't been growing the way it should, no matter what I've been doing to revive it...

*grumbles and shakes his head*