Do you confront your problems head on, or ignore them

[justsean]

Sean rolls his eyes and lets out a heartfelt sigh as he reads the question on the screen of his laptop.

Have this people ever heard of fun questions?

Stuff like
If someone groped your ass on the underground how would you react?
or
What do you check out first in a woman, arse or tits?
or
What would you cook using what's to be found in your fridge right now?

No, they have to go for these soul-searching questions that really belong with a shrink...

Still he needs to get past the question, so with much cussing and sighing he types a few words.

You show me what the problem is and I'll decide if I want to confront it or not.

He smirks, satisfied, and taps Enter.

Comments

[a-lone-dove.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*
Yes! Yes!

I want to answer questions like that.

[just-sean.livejournal.com]

*grins*

I'm glad you approve. And what questions would you suggest, my good hobbit? The best recipe for mushrooms?!

[a-lone-dove.livejournal.com]

Oh no - definately the sex ones.
*Blushes*
I never was a very good cook.
I usually let Sam handle the cooking.

I would suggest things like.

Describe in fill detail your last interspecies sexual encounter.

or

well.. you get the idea.
*grins and scampers off*

[just-sean.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes, grinning hugely*

Hobbitses...

[a-lone-dove.livejournal.com]

..Can be warm on a cool autumn night.